Posted on 16 June 2009

ABOUT THE SWEEPSTAKES
Vassup! Welcome to the NYC Über Screening Sweepstakes, in honor of Sacha Baron Cohen’s upcoming movie Brüno. We know you’re tired of ‘Jagshemash’ and ‘Very Nice’, so we want to give you some new catchphrases to repeat ad nauseam. Simply enter your name, email and birthday, and one lucky winner will be chosen at random and flown with a friend to New York City to attend a private screening of Brüno two days before its theatrical release. Not only that, but you’ll also be invited to the official CollegeHumor After-Party and party with the CollegeHumor gang. Still not enough? Um…I guess we’ll buy you a hot dog? Just enter already!

June 16th, 2009 at 9:03 am
Please enter me in the contest.
June 16th, 2009 at 11:14 am
‘Allo,
so if I am not 21 years old and even if I am not from USA, then I can’t enter to the competition?
Funks for answer
June 16th, 2009 at 3:20 pm
If Sascha Baron Cohen really had balls, his next movie would be called “Hymie”, about Hymie, a greedy Jewish banker, who along with his big hooked nose, curly hair and constant use of “Oy vey”, kvetches his way through life, plotting to steal Christian babies and install a Jewish run world government, avoiding anything physical because we all know that Jews can’t play sports. Now *that* would be ballsy.
Yeah, hell’d freeze over before he’d do something like that, easier to do that boring routine with The Gays.
June 16th, 2009 at 5:09 pm
No, that wouldn’t be ballsy. That would be racist. If you will notice, he doesn’t do racist things. Seems to me that you would like to see him play a Jew because it would exemplify all the racist opinions that you harbour.
You, sir, are an idiot.
June 18th, 2009 at 4:58 pm
-CohenIsABigot
He made loads of anti-semitic jokes in Borat and Jews didn’t give a shit. Stop being an uptight homo, remove the 14 inch dildo from your ass, come out of the closet, take a deep breath and learn to laugh.
June 19th, 2009 at 12:22 pm
CohenIsABigotIsAnIdiot: Pot. Kettle. Black.
June 23rd, 2009 at 1:18 am
Love you Bruno! Vassup? I shtop you have a wonderfal premire darwaling all over ist new york of new york! Caio aMico Mio!
Brianno
And yes honey, Im gay, and I love Bruno. Fabulous…its Britney Bitch!