Dictionary
- Ach Ja: Oh yes, as in agreement with what you are saying
- Arscher: Ass
- Arsch: Arse
- Arschenhaller: Arse hole
- Aufstehen: Erection
- Being Fabulous: Looking good, being a gay/queen
- Bestfreund: Best friend
- Blaujoben: Blowjob
- Bradolph Pittler: Brad Pitt
- Der Fuhrer: Insinuated to represent Mel Gibson
- Enschuldegung: German for excuse me
- Facebuch: Facebook
- Freund: Friend
- Gesprtizen: To spritz or jizz
- Ich Don’t fink so: I don’t think so, no f**ing way
- Jetzt bin ich hier mit: Now I’m here with
- Klub Apartheid: The coolest club in Vienna
- Kugels: Scrotum
- Kugelsack: Scrotum
- Mathematischer: Mathematics
- Meinself: Myself
- Middle Earth: Middle East
- Mutter: Mother
- Mine-sposh: MySpace
- Nicht nicht: German for no no (not good)
- No Verds: No words
- OJ: Traditional African name, a reference to OJ Simpson
- Poopanshaft: Ass hole, pooping shaft
- Poopenschafte: The Ass Hole, pooping shaft
- Pischen: Piss, pissing
- Scheissing: Shitting (i.e. Arses are for scheissing)
- Schitzenpoof: Shitting poop
- Schtupping: To stop and have a sec (i.e. arses are not for schtupping)
- Schwanzenstücker: Wanker, penis
- Schwein flu: Swine Flu
- Spritzen: Spritz, ejaculate
- Stinker: Ass, anus that stinks
- Schizer: Shit
- Shpunken: Spunk, ejaculate
- Schpritzen: Spritz, sjaculate
- Schawasenstucke: Wanker stick, penis
- Train to Auschwitz: Where unfashionable people belong, a reference to Nazi Germany concentration camp
- Tvitter: Twitter
- Tzitzenjob: Tit job, breast enlargement operation
- Upschtane: Upstand, erect
- Vassup: What’s up
- Vassever: Whatever
- Von Hinten: From behind, courtesy of the real Bruno – Alfons Haider
- Walk on the brown side: Homosexual experience, enter the back and come out brown
- Wilhelm Schmidt: Will Smith
