BRUNO LOVES AH-NOLD, BLACK GUYS
Sasha Baron Cohen stopped by – in character as ‘Bruno’ – and told Fred he was a “silver fox.” Bruno claimed he wanted to be the biggest gay Austrian celebrity since Arnold Schwarzenegger or Hitler, adding: “But Hitler wasn’t gay. He was a bitch.” Bruno said he’d even once helped Arnold when he was 8oz too heavy for a competition and had to make weight: “I dropped to my knees.”
Bruno was puzzled by Robin’s studio: “Why do you keep the African woman in the box?” Robin laughed: “You haven’t heard about African women?” Bruno answered that he’d certainly heard of African men: “I’d love to be ideally violent in New York City. I’d love to be the filling in a New York cookie. I’m a chocoholic.”
RICHARD & SAL SHOCK BRUNO
Howard asked if Bruno was fully shaved, so Bruno confessed: “There’s nothing on me more than this little treasure trail here.” Richard and Sal then came in to show Bruno their own grooming patterns
Bruno loved Richard’s penis (“Fantastic. You have to love America.”) but was shocked by Sal’s pouch (“That’s disgusting. Disgraceful.”)
source [Howard Stern]
July 14th, 2009 at 2:01 am
Love it ! But why do I have to see zat, its disgusting! Its a fashion Nein nein!
July 21st, 2009 at 3:29 pm
is bruno is reall name? and is he really gay?
July 24th, 2009 at 1:53 pm
Listen I don’t this Bruno Character is a good role model for young Americans.
July 25th, 2009 at 8:37 am
No…his name is Sacha Baron Cohen. He was the guy that was Borat and Ali G. He is from Great Britain. He is a jew…he has the ability to laugh at himself which a lot of people lack!
July 27th, 2009 at 9:31 am
Ich musste schpunken als ich dashier gehoert habe und jetzt klebt meine Tastatur. Sehr geil! Warum haben die eigentlich einen Schweden für die Rolle des Deutschen genommen?
August 4th, 2009 at 9:58 pm
Colin Pollock:
What does Sacha Baron Cohen being a Jew have to do with anything?
August 6th, 2009 at 9:53 am
Sacha is the future of comedy… hope he invents some other caracter because he ran out of them.